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The Workplace, Observed.
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Our API Accepts Anything. That Was the Feature.
2 min2026 Apr 22
Flexible input, they said. Eleven weeks of corrupted records later, it still accepted everything.
Blocky:“You accepted the garbage. Now it lives inside your system. That's yours now.”
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DELETE Doesn't Delete. It Archives. This Was By Design.
2 min2026 Apr 22
Four partners built GDPR compliance flows against a DELETE endpoint that kept all the data.
Blocky:“You named it DELETE. It kept the data. The auditors also noticed.”
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